bronsexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.

1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual

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bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

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Bronsexual

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.

“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate”
“But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?”
“Idk man Bron faced some tough competition”
“You’re for sure a Bronsexual”

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Bronsexual

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James

"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

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Bronsexual

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot.

2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time.

3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king.

4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals

5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter

Another Bronsexual on the TL.
That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.

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Bronsexual

A nickname for very delusional LeBron James fans.

Lucas thinks LeBron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread, he's such a Bronsexual.

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BronSexual

Love LeBron James and only like Lebron James.

Oh, bob is such a bronsexual.

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