Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

Coach Thiccbanks

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain

Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain

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Coach Z

One of the funniest character on Homestarrunner.com.

"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("

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Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

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Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

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We on Coach

If something is good.

'Ipswich Town beat Norwich City in title decider'

Man to friends - Oi Boys, we on coach!

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.