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Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."
WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.
Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"
Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"
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Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.
Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.
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When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'
Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!
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If you don't have a Gay Cousin I'm sorry to say it but you probably are the gay cousin
You:"Everybody got a gay cousin"
Me:"Bitch I dont got a gay cousin"
(Awkward silence)
Me: "Oh I am the gay cousin:
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When two or more dudes have ejaculated inside the same girl, consecutively and with no protection, they transcend eskimo brother (eskibro) status and become creamy cousins, or creamousins.
"Dude, you took that girl home after I creamed her in the bathroom!"
"Lol, yeah man, we're creamy cousins now! hahahahahhaahah."
The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.
"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"
"That's because they're super-cousins."
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Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!