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a girl who tries to say sexy and uncomfortable things to a guy in an attempt to creep him out. CJ's typically blush to these comments, but the girl doesnt give up. tonights the night.
creeper: "youre a fine piece of ass."
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CREEPER #1
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #2 & #3).
Creepers Can Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.
Many Times, Creepers Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).
The Male Creepers, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.
Many Female Creepers Can Be TATTOOED & Sometimes are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they are plain looking housewives.
Creepers are Always Looking to Get Laid.
Some Common Examples of Creepers (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All Adults who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, Many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Men Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You while They are Dropping Off Their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little CREEPER.
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A phallus-shaped, green, and rather unhappy monster in Markus Persson's most popular game, Minecraft. They are renowned for sneaking up on players and exploding, killing the player and sometimes destroying something a player has built. They are hard to notice until it's too late, since Creepers don't make any sound when they're walking. When they fet close to a player, however, they hiss and explode. Like other monsters in the game, they can't spawn unless it's in a dark enough area, like in a cave, or at night. Many players will rage-quit after being killed by one and will not play Minecraft again for weeks on end.
Player is killed by a Creeper.
"Fuck! I didn't even hear the thing! Screw this game!"
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Aww man. So we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side to side.
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night diamonds tonight. Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes. Cause baby tonight, the Creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause baby tonight, the Creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
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An exploding green dick.
*Mining my first diamonds*
*Creeper spawns up my ass*
Me: DON'T YOU BLOW UP MY DIA-
*boom*
Me: OMFG WHAT A BITCH
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CREEPER Definition #2
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties & Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Martial Arts, so THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You How Worthless their Husbands Are, While Their Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Women who Shave their Eyebrows & Have them Tattooed on.
13. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars & Cheat on Their Wives.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that They Can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that CREEPER Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in my Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.
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1. A person (usually a male) who stalks females. The guy usually watches and stares at them and Many times listens in to conversations or the victim.
2. A person who checks out your profile all the time to seek/gather information about a certain person. (Spying)
3. An older guy hitting on younger girls.
"Oh my, that guy is staring at you and following you again!"
"Eww, i know, He's such a creeper!!"
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