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Term of endearment used to call ones daughter, used in the same context when one refers to their own son as son.
Wow, daughter...you really did it this time, I knew you could win the championship!
Well, daughter this is your big day, now get out there and sing like you have never sung before and show them how it's done!
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The female offspring between two people who shared a life and a love strong enough to forge a soul. The female offspring who butts heads with her mom constantly because she secretly hopes to be like her someday because she loves and admires her mom deeply. The female offspring that a father knew once he held her that she would be his princess forever, and he would be her servant, until the day he hands her off to someone that will never be good enough to take care of her the rest of the way, and says quietly in her ear at her wedding as they dance, " you may be a woman now, but you'll always be my little girl, and if your spouse ever mistreats you, well you tell me and just like every cut, or bruise you ever had when you fell, daddy will be here to lift you up, treat your wounds and smash with anger whatever hurt my little princess".
A daughter is both fragile and pure strength!
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One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):
Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
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the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
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The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.
"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."
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A chaotic comical pornogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. This band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindfuck if listened to for too long.
i dont give a shit about wood, im not a chemist!
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A girl who loves you and is your best friend for most of her life until she one day arbitrarily decides to rip your heart from your chest and throw it in the grinder.
Oh that beautiful girl? She used to be my daughter.
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