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To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.
Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money
The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"
Food that has been in your pocket and is now pocket warm and ready to eat.
These Slim-Jims have been crock pocketed all day and are delicious!
When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
The name for the romantic paring of Brock Baker and Chris O' Neil, Otherwise...
The ship name for the voice actors of Eduardo from Eddsworld.
Hey what's your favorite ship?
Me: UHHHH UMMM OH-UHH... NEVERMIND TALK TO YOU SOON! *runs away*
Umm... I just wanna know what boat she likes.....
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Brock: Hey Chris I think I wanna stick my dick in your mouth
Chris: WHAT?!
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Hey man I hate Crock/Bhris, like, there in real life people that's just disrespectful!
Me: Oh yeah I "totally" hate that ship too...
You like it don't you?
Me: NONONONNONOONO
Yes you do
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TIME TO OPEN THE CROCK POT!
Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.
Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.
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A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.
My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!
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