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A very creepy person.
Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot
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A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.
Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!
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When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart
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1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating
See Crock.
Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...
Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!
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Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
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When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.
"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.
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Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.