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A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard
Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber
A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room
Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber
When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.
hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus
The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)
*Jeff punches baby
Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."