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the old owner of rocafella records the asshole of the company
jay: yo dame is a fuckin dickhed Cam'ron:no he is not
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1) A formerly great, formerly Roman Catholic university. Its board of Trustees decided at the turn of the millenium that it was more important to climb up the rankings at USNWR than to maintain its distinctive mission and identity. As a result of its rapid secularization, it climbed from #18 to #18.
2) A college that can afford to sacrifice its Catholic character, due to the large number of young Catholics who are nevertheless anxious to spend four years and $200K on the experience of living in the empty space between Gary and Toledo.
3) The place where Rev. John Jenkins walks with a cell-phone on his ear so he can pretend to be in the middle of a conversation. This enables him to cross any quad (even South) without having to talk to actual people.
4) A Catholic-college-based theme park in the Upper Midwest, featuring 'Touchdown Jesus,' 'Fair Catch Corby,' 'Play-Action Pass Pope Cletus,' and 'Illegal Formation Ss. Boris and Gleb.' No one knows why.
5) Two lakes an hour's drive east of Gary.
6) A reflecting pond in front of a library with practically no windows and totally depressing study carrels sporting graffiti such as "Re-Elect President Hoover" and "Bring this Rail-Road Contraption to South Bend!"
7) A mythical location, found on no known map, where Zahmbies urinate on other people's dorms, and the upper-administration don WWI-era German infantry helmets and stand in St. Mary's Lake on alternate Tuesdays in order to improve the USNWR standing.
Look, Dunstan! Isn't that Fr. Jenkins standing in a lake with a pointy helmet? We must be at Notre Dame!
Great, Akhbar! I can't wait to see 'Illegal Formation Ss. Boris and Gleb.'
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A overrated School in South Bend, Indiana, that was notable for it's Football Team. It has won 11 National Championships, although the most recent in 1988 meaning it's current students were only 2 or 3 when it last occurred. It brags of it's Heisman Trophy Winners, but most of them were awarded twenty years before you were born.
It claims to be better then Boston College, but unfortunately, they have not beaten them since 2000.
Notre Dame Fan: Yeah, we have 11 Championships
BC Fan: But you wore leather helmets the last time you won one.
How do you keep a Notre Dame Fan off your lawn?
By paying him for the Pizza.
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The most overrated college football program in the county. Haven't won a national championship since 1988, and hasn't seen much success in recent years. Notre Dame uses their past success to gain a contract with NBC. Notre Dame should join the Big Ten.
Notre Dame is overrated. Ohio State would beat them by 3 touchdowns. Ohio State is the premeir Midwest College Football Program. Notre Dame was good, but Ohio State has surpssed them. The only reasons Notre Dame won't join the Big Ten is because of NBC and they would get killed against Ohio State.
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haitian descent;
female hoe
prostitute
pronunciation: víe dÿmes
we just walked pass a group of vye dames
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When your girl (ie dame) makes a mistake thats a damn shame.
lindy's a sham dame for not realizing the UFC tickets wouldn't be delivered until after the event.
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I feel you what you're talking about.
Man #1: Man we need to talk.
Man #2: I dame the samme my brother.
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