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Cheapass Dell laptops made in mexico. Last about a month before cratering.
My motherboard fried on my Dell 2 weeks after I got it. Made in mexico, a real fast-food piece of shit, a taco Dell
disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!
nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!
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A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.
Man I just got back from Wisconsin Dells, it's a good thing I wasn't body snatched and given a Polish accent.
NOTE TO EDITOR: This is not an "inside" joke...anyone who has visited WI Dells would know.
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1. A nickname for Slidell, LA, a city 30 miles from New Orleans on the Northshore of Lake Pontchartrain. The term is derogatory towards Slidell natives & residents, but is a badge of pride for the Slidellians themselves who feel that a proclivity towards belligerence and sluttiness is something that should be revered and presented as the cornerstone of the Slidell community.
2. A sexual position involving a crablike stance for both partners. Not to be confused with the cajun crippler, the bayou bridge, the Scuttlebutt Syndyasmian, or the Slidell See-Saw.
1. I told her dad I was from The Dirty Dell, it was the first time I've ever seen someone engulfed by fear, disgust, and complete enchantment simultaneously.
2. Last night I game Emily The Dirty Dell, she liked it so much she invited Christina over to join us tonight.
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Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq
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You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫
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the act of taking a shot of alcohol in the eye to garner attention, usually in a gay bar
in a desperate attempt to catch the attention of a fellow bar patron, jason took a dell shot
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