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Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.

"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)

by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018


Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017


Lunchtime destinations

Commonly used to descirbe lunchtime destination in WHitley BAy High School.

examples:

The white television = Whitley Bay

The green radio = sainsburys

Vender Mish = Vending machines

Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers

Du Le Cantina = The cantine

Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips

The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters

by Alastair December 10, 2004

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destination 49

destination 49 is the place you go when you leave in the middle of Art class, and you don't know where you are going.

Jeff: Dude, I want to leave in the middle of art class but I don't know where to go. What should I put on the hall pass.
John: Just write both our names then destination 49.

by Suck me Mother Fucker October 2, 2010

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Destination hunger

When you can't stop thinking about visiting a specific location, and you feel this rumbling, you have awoken your destination hunger. This is very common (and more powerful) for destinations you have previously visited. The only known relief is to quench your hunger.

I saw a picture of my favorite place on earth, and I fell from my chair when my destination hunger hit me like a freight train.

by J-Stallion March 25, 2013

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destination fucked

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.

Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.

by JLH April 26, 2017

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Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.

Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.

by jackbarron February 8, 2011

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