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Masturbating in an airplane when above one mile high.
Jenny didn't manage do join the mile high club, but she did join the Solo Aviators Division!
The difference in what qualifies as sarcasm to women, when compared to what is considered sarcasm to men.
A man's use and recognition of sarcasm refers to a witty, clever, or smart-ass response or comment. This type of remark is used to mock, satirize, make humorous, express frustration with a conversation, etc. It is given with a derisive tone or affectation. A man who is sarcastic is smart, well thought out, and quick witted.
What qualifies as sarcasm among women is simply a response or comment that would be considered normal and completely bland within the conversation that it is a part of. However, solely the use of a mocking tone or affectation in a woman's voice allows them to label their response or themselves as sarcastic. Women who view themselves as sassy, or sarcastic will try to work this tone into conversation often, even though the content of their response was not quick witted or clever in any way.
In short: For men, sarcasm is about the content of the comment. It can be provocative but is always sharp, clever and can show the speaker to be intelligent and humorous.
For women, sarcasm is an ordinary, even sometimes dull response that is given in an ironic or mocking tone. No type of biting or quick content is used in this kind of comment.
Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I don't know, maybe at some point in the future" (spoken in a condescending tone while looking away from the interviewer to appear disinterested)
As opposed to:
Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
A man: "I don't know, maybe the same day you decide you don't like talking to a camera every night to try and make strangers laugh at you". (spoken in a biting yet humorous tone, to inform all parties that the comment is meant to be taken playfully)
Viewer: " Hmm, I don't think a man would be considered sarcastic if he gave the same response as she just did, people would probably think he was boring. Oh well, just another example of the Aubrey Plaza division at work!"
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A secretive unit of the US Marines made up of mainly 8 to 15 year olds. Its name comes from the unit's favorite pastime: bragging on xbox live. The Xbox Live Division frequently competes with the Army's PSN Corps.
If you kill XxSTR8SN1PERXx again, he and the Xbox Live Division are going to burn your house down.
Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.
Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.
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Stands for "Mile-High Club - Solo Aviator Division."
Means jacking off on an airplane in flight. Usually done in toilet cubicle or underneath an airplane blanket. An elaboration on Mile High Club that has long meant sexual congress on an airplane.
Abbreviation: "SAD."
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"You mean some people are so hot to join the Mile High Club that they'll fly solo?"
"You mean, join the Solo Aviator Division? That's SAD! (chuckles). As a flight attendant, I see all sorts of things, like splooge in the unisex toilets the last visitor didn't even clean up. And you wouldn't believe what goes on under those airline blankets."
"Yuck! Now I know why they're so skanky. Thanks for the warning."
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1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.
Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
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1. The best Key Club Division in the Cali-Nev-Ha District.
2. This division is always in the utmost of spirit and are a bunch of highly dedicate community service members.
3. They serve the and believe in helping their home, school, and community, and combat all forces which tend to undermine those institutions.
4. They are the division that is always in the top 3 during the Southern California Fall Rally Sessions.
5. This division is composed of the following : Bishop, Cent., Cimar., Duran., Clark, Faith, Meadows, NWCTA, Pahrump, Palo, Sierra V., Spring V., Western
John: Who's the loudest during the Southern California Fall Rally Session?
Jessica: I have no clue, but they always wear lime green shirts.
John: Look over there! (points at a kid with a lime green shirt w/ a Seamonkey on it)
Jessica: OH! It's those Division 28 West Seamonkeys!
John: Awesome! I wanna join those Key Clubs in Las Vegas just to be in that division!
Jessica: Me too!
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