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Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English
Noun
1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.
2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.
“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”
noun: the male member, aka: the penis.
I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.
A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
Most people think a doctor has to be a person who helps sick people get better. That's the general idea, but some of them don't get people better. Maybe they are pushing the latest drug that they got free from a drug rep, and the drug is more dangerous than the sickness it's supposed to cure. Maybe they have been at the pop for so long that they can't even read a thermometer let alone their own case notes. Maybe they are religiously persuaded that sin causes some sickness and the sick people need Jesus. Who knows?
But they don't do their job. They are doodle docs.
Willy: I went into surgery and came out with half the surgeons' tools still inside me. Oh, sure, they took'em out. But I will never play the violin again.
Henrietta: Damn those doodle docs
Willy: But you should see my court settlement. I'm richer than the entire hospital staff.
Henrietta: Ah, dear, let me give you a hug.
Similar to “Cliff Hangar” but more intense. Cliff Doodle is when you’re on the edge of your seat in anticipation for what’s going to happen next. Overwhelmingly anxious for the next moment, only to be cut short before the scenario is finished.
Man, that last episode of Game of Thrones was a real Cliff Doodle!
When you are having sex in missionary, and she finishes. So you flipsy doodle her over and hit it from the back till you cum.
Her : i just came and now I'm tired. Lemme flipsy doodle for you
Him: good, but ima pull ya hair too
Wang bang, weiner, ball bag, the overall male region
My friend stepped on a rake in his yard, and it flew up and smacked him in the doodle dangles.
(Hah, sucker.)