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England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
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A pathetic country that will always live under Ireland's shadow.
- I heard that Man was from England
- Poor Man
- He's also from Ireland
- Oh yeah Ireland does own them
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Like any other country, England has its flaws; many Chavs in gangs roam the streets, there are riots, there are those that believe they are superior.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
Prejudiced person: England's people are arrogant, horrible people, milking anything theyve got.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
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A country that invented the english language but to this day still butchers the shit out of it.
Also, a place where dental hygene is not practiced.
"That girl from england had some F***ed up teeth!"
"That bloke is bugger in my bum!" -english douche
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The best country in the world =)
England is the best country in the world
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The country that does have a good footy team fairplay, but are shit at rugby. They also claim to be the creators of Roald Dahl (best childrens author) and Sir Tom Jones. Bullshit, they're from fucking Cardiff you thick shits
England are shit at rugby, we all know that
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