Euro Trash

Anyone from the urban german techno scene who wears sunglasses at night

I have to get to Stutgart to see David Hasselhof live, ya?

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euro-tip

a way to tip a blunt or joint. use the end of the foil that blunt wraps come in and roll it use it as somewhat of a filter. this keeps your dumb friends from nigger lipping it, it also helps cut back getting "shit on", and you can powerpuff it for an added high.

lastnight i rolled the meanest quad blunt. the euro-tip worked perfectly

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Euro grip

The act of masturbating with a backhand grip with the thumb inward and on a 25 degree offset angle towards your dominant hand promoting the European lifestyle.

I just beat my shit so hard using the euro grip, it felt so good, time for a cup of tea.

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Euros month

The month of June is Euros month, NOT gay pride month.

Robert: it’s gay pride month this month !
Liam: it’s not, it’s euros month lads

Euro Bro.

Anyone in the car scene who likes European cars and shits on Japanese engineering.

Riley:Hey,what cars are you into?
Christian:I'm a fucking Euro Bro. Sim simma,who got the keys to mah bimma?!?

Euro-Wigger

Europeans who misinterpret American pop culture. Can be a very respectable individuals and are often much more tolerated than their American counterparts.

I was walking through downtown Budapest when a gang of Euro wiggers caught my attention.

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euro-quality

A common marketing technique where a certain product is stated to be of European origin or to contain European technology. It is aimed at North American idiots who believe anything European must be good, or at least better than the domestic counterpart - the same people who think they're sophisticated because they drink overpriced lattes at Starbucks.

Mary: "You paid $100 dollars for that toaster? You could have gotten the same thing for 50."

Sue: "You don't understand, it's a European design."

Mary: "Oooh, my mistake. On second thought, this toaster is SO much nicer than the $50 dollar one. Talk about euro-quality."

Sue: "I know, right?"

Mary: "Well, I'll see you this afternoon at Starbucks."

Sue: "You know it."

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