Euro poo

When you metaphorically defecate your euro coins that you have before you return to your country/a country with a different currency.

Dammit John I really need to take a euro poo, I'm going home tomorrow! I don't want all these useless 1c coins in England!

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dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

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