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1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
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Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
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the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face
jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need
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When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.
I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!
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A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.
Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.
haha this was funny to write..lol
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The act of sexually humiliating your partner by abusing and degrading her face during rough oral sex by holding her head deep on your genitalia, slapping her face, and talking to her in a degrading manner during the process.
I face fucked my girlfriend's throat until she turned purple, then I covered her face in semen: it was an act of total facial abuse.
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