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Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
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an older, less attractive (or not attractive at all) childless lesbian
her myspace says she wants to meet a woman and settle down and have kids, like anyone would mate with such a fag hag
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a fag hag who is at least 80 years old.
kelly: look at that fag hag stripping off on the podium.
danny: that's elsie, she's 82 a necro fag hag, go for it girl.
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When a sraight girl has a crush on a gay man.
Me:Damn! He is HAWT!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!
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The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.
John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
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also known as FHM; an abbreviation for Fag Hag Magnet
see: fag hag
a gay man with the right combination of looks, style and humor to attract significant attention from the Fag Hag crowd
A 39-year-old woman who is sexually frustrated nearly suffocates a twink with her overly pronounced cleavage. Her friends rush over to offer their presence at cuddling and decorating parties.
This twink could be referred to as a Fag Hag Mag, or FHM.
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