Fatass Jonny

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.

Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.

colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius

Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep

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fatass american

an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.

Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"

Person 2: "Fatass American!"

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Fatass Retard

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

fatass scarlet

when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese

Craig: omg look at emily

Kevin: she’s so fat lol
Craig: yeah, she’s a fatass scarlet for sure

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Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

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fatass order

A drive-thru order for two people when one person already has a beverage, so the resulting order seems like a meal for a gigantic fatass.

"The guy in the drive-thru ordered 3 double cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 2 cookies and a Diet Coke."
"I'm betting that's a fatass order."