a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
To lie, cheat and steal while bragging to the boys thinking you are hot shit.
Mike was fitzing when he hired a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam.
verb
The act of engaging in possibly regrettable drunken sexual intercourse with a friend.
Lucy and Dylan were fitzing last night
The funniest person you will meet , always make you laugh and you could never stay mad at him for too long . The most quiet when around people he doesn’t know but if he knows you he will act so goofy . His name is always mentioned and has a talent no one else has
Thats just Fitz he cool tho thats still my man
Fitz is the funniest person you will ever meet , he’s one of a kind and is likely to become famous with a musical talent . Out of all his friends he is the most turnt . he will do anything literally for no reason at all , you can get to know him in just one day
Her or she : Did u talk to fitz today ?
Incoming call from fitz *
a noob from keeper of the lost cites and he has anger issues and keefe is better and he is noob and go cry about it waaa
The word of the century. Originated in Napa, CA. Used to piss off teachers when you blurt it out randomly.
Teacher: What is the solution to 4x=12?
Student: FITZ!!!!
Teacher: *facepalms. not again