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no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

by No life goon May 3, 2009

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life

Life is a disease, because the final outcome is death.

The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.

by Tony Valentine July 2, 2003

110๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Life

A waste of everyones time if you think about it.

Person 1 : Why are we living

Person 2 : Cus if we didn't experience life we would be bored out of our heads.
Person 1 : What a waste of time life is.

by life answerer May 8, 2018

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life

A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.

Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."

by GimmiK December 1, 2005

1493๐Ÿ‘ 698๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)

1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to


I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.


2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.

3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.

4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.

5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.

Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".

by FrankC March 11, 2004

332๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

Something you don't have.

If you're really reading through Urban Dictionary at this time of day, you have no life.

by Someone you don't care about. September 28, 2020

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such is life

the moment you realize you may die soon because of John Wick

Marquis: You don't know, do you?
...
Winston: Such is life. Such is life.

by akamemake May 24, 2023