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A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.
Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."
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1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)
1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to
I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.
2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.
3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.
4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.
5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.
Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".
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If you're really reading through Urban Dictionary at this time of day, you have no life.
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the moment you realize you may die soon because of John Wick
Marquis: You don't know, do you?
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Winston: Such is life. Such is life.
In Nicki Minaj time, "for life" means 48 minutes.
"Logs off for life"
48 minutes later, is back
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It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.
P1: in life everybody is going to hurt you.
P2: don't forget the ones that are there for you.
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while i was having sex with my wife i wanted to continue lifeing forever until our cum socks couldn't hold anymore lotion
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