mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

Fracking Shat

Like "fucking shit" but with more razzle dazzle.

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.

Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style

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fricken frack

In other words (WHAT THE FUCK)

I'm trying to go curse free for a week so instead of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" I'll scream: "FRICKEN FRACK!!!!!

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the frick frack

a dance where two or more people perform acts of fake violence towards one another and chant tribal or satanic calls; also defined as rolling around and being a fucktard, and when you perform these acts, you become a frickfracker

Mike: Did you see Jordan?
Tom: Yeah, he was doing the frick frack.
Mike: When the hell did Jordan become a frickfracker??
Tom: A while back, before I fucked your mom.

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