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freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.

Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018


Freeloader

A person who lives with their parents and uses their vehicles while hoarding their own money and claims they are broke. This person usually has Cheeto cheese fingers aka cheese dick

John mertz is a freeloader and a giant sack of shit

by Mbrizzle81 December 17, 2021


Freeloaders

All of you

Hym "You all are a bunch of freeloaders! Goddamn freeloading bastards. You'll see. You'll all see!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2022


Freeloader

Weak willed user. Plays the victim of life being unfair or too hard and accept every opportunity of helping hands that try to help. A Freeloader will drain you dry and never take responsibility for their own life and own actions. Typically a freeloader is unemployed or never holds a job for long and can spend months to years living off of the opportunity of others provisions with no guilt nor shame. A freeloader typically has poor hygiene and packs light because of moving around from friend to friend or family. They show no gratitude and play helpless, incapable of earning their way in life. Rather a sob story or using their relationships for their resources.....they will only give back with excuses and expect more and more.

"Her boyfriend moved in with her at her parents house. He does nothing around the house but plays video games and watches Tv. Contributes nothing as he consumes all the food and drinks he wants from their kitchen without asking nor replacing anything. He complains if asked to do a task and mopes around ungrateful for whats limited in provisions given to him. Never says Thank you. Lazy and unmotivated to lift a finger of responsibility. He's a freeloader financially and morally bankrupting others for the personal benefit of being taken care of without compromise."

by Freeloader, Dead beat August 8, 2023


Freeloader

Shrek

Shrek is such a fucking FREELOADER

by TheREALdannyjackson March 7, 2022


Freeloader

Someone who goes from lover to lover without a break

Dude 1: Did you hear John has a new girfriend?

Dude 2: What? He just had a girlfriend 2 weeks ago! He's such a freeloader!

by fostersikes January 15, 2018


Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014