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When you tie a stick to your dick and fuck a girl with it
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After the whorendous sexual excapades with a random chick at a bar, you take your morning relief and come to find that your urine tickles as it passes through the man's dick hole. often experienced after unprotected anal sex or blow jobs where the girl was chewing copenhagen tobacco.
Jacob: man I totally fucked a chick last night after I left this bar. She was SO HOT!
Jeremy: Dude you never left with a chick last night, you ended up flirting with a cabbie because you were shit faced.
Jacob: Oh, well now I got a fucking tickle stick dude! what the hell happend?
Jeremy: The cabbie probably had some copenhagen tobacco.
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A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.
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The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".
Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick
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And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
when a girl turns transgender and now has a dick
look at the size of that girls fuck stick