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When you cum in a condom and freeze it for a little bit and shape it into a sculpture and then your partner eats it
ya i gave that bitch a Goofy Glacier
When you cum in a condom and freeze it for a little bit and shape it into a sculpture and then your partner eats it
ya i gave that bitch a Goofy Glacier
Alternate saying for total nigger death
Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸
To have a girl swallow your dick and ball sack while laying inside an igloo. This can be a very hard task because if she swallows too much you will have to preform the heimlich maneuver if you want to retrieve your dick and balls.
Hey man sam I just got a dunken glacier last night.
While I was laxing in Alaska I got a phenomenal dunken glacier.
Hey bro remember when I got that dunken glacier during winter break?
When you have a mint/cough drop and take a swig of cold water and have that cold burning sensation
"I was on VC with Uncle Dussy and he took a sip of water, had the glacier experience. Real big mistake."
The sex act, when you are having sex with a partner, in a doggy style position (or bent over in a downward dog position). The giver is about to explode his load, but will pull out and ejaculate on the lower back of his/her partner creating what appears to be a glacier.
Man, my date last night asked to give it to her doggy style. I decided to go with glacier forming and not cum inside her.
The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."