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The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."
a chunk of ice formed from snow falling and coming together over the years and moving very slowly, either descending from high mountains or moving outward from centers of accumulation.
james: who man look that that glacier!
bobi: oh nice! it must be a continental glacier cause it's moving outward from centers of accumulation
james: .... the fuck?
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Someone who thinks that they are better than everyone else. Glaciers think that everyone is water and they are this mighty formation of ice.
Wow, James is turning into a glacier
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the act of awakening the morning after a long night of getting crunk/shittanked/schwasted and instantly realizing that you are still absolutely plastered.
Christ Almighty! I am glaciering so hard right now that I can't even make my way to the bathroom to relieve myself!
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when a girl looks super hot and thin sitting down or when lower half is not visible, but when you see her whole body 80% of her body weight is in the hips and below. And not in a good way, in a way that looks like she could take down the god damn titanic itself.
Guy: damnnnn, that girl is so hot (about girl sitting down or lower half is not visible)
*girl stands up revealing shes a fat*
Guy: damn it....never mind, shes a glacier
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1) To be in a state of euphoria, induced by simply being alive. This definition is the official definition.
Alternately,
2) To be in a state of euphoria, induced by, but not limited to, a) the use of narcotics, legal or illegal; b) the consumption of alcoholic beverages; c) being in the presence of an extraordinarily attractive member of the opposite sex.
Man, I was so glaciered last night.
I cannot get over the fact that I am completely glaciered.
Word for an older bisexual man who likes young boys.
That nasty old man is scoping out the elementary schools again. He is a glacier, call the cops.
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