Goof

In Canada you’re a diddler or child touched. In America you’re a screw up. Either way it doesn’t matter you weirdo!

Cam Davis you’re a fucking goof.

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Goof

Someone who is acting stupid. Pulls something dumb.

Delvraj:That guy can not play properly

Me: Exactly, what a goof

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Goof

A more clean substitute for "f*ck". Used when someone wants to censor their own language.

Man: How did you do on that math test?
Girl: I goofed up.

Man: What did you do last night?
Girl: Goofing with my boyfriend.

Girl: Hey, what happened to you last night?
Man: Oh I was goofed up.

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Goofing

Having sex, getting ur cheeks clapped

Jesica: So what you and ted doing

Brittney: we goofing in the Walmart parking lot
Jessica: oh so y’all had sex

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Goofing

In lieu of goofing off at work, this is the act of actually avoiding the office all together to go golf. This is typically misrepresented as client or employee development. If consistently done with the same group it is referred to as a Strategic Networking Alliance Group (SNAG). Most commonly used by management and outside sales.

Has anyone seen Chuck and Chip today?
No. I bet they're both Goofing today.
I hate those guys.

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goof

The smell that you get on your undies after doing a fart in the morning, it stays on your undies for the rest of the day and becomes mucm more stale and unpleasant.

Farting in your undies in the morning, and someone saying ohh did you crap yourself? no it is goof

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goof

verb;
To perform a demeaning act or to fuck someone up real bad.

1)That car in the ditch got goofed
2)I just fucking goofed that kid while playing halo 3!!!!!
3)I just goofed on your moms face!!

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