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1. The first and only two words that you should teach your children.
2. The universal answer to all questions.
3. The answers to all of the questions on Jeopardy
3. (v.) The act of googling something
The answer to all of the questions on Jeopardy are "google it Alec".
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to promote more efficient conversations, the answer for all questions that can be answered with common knowledge or facts, or any information retrievable from the internet.
Mike - "Hey, help me figure out how to get this stain out of my favorite pants."
Jenny - "Google it."
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Google was released in September 4th, 1998, in Menlo Park, California. The creators of Google bought YouTube. It earns revenue from advertising, email, Internet search, online mapping, office productivity, social networking, and video hosting services. It was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Google is cool, because I use their email and the search engine often.
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Google is the biggest spy organization in the world.
1. Last night I saw many people having sex through house windows while I was using Google earth.
2. Google monitors or caches everything it can find on the internet. More recently it has ventured 'out-of-the-matrix' into the real world to collect data using advanced satellites and caches that data.
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A social networking site developed by Google that aims to copy every single other social networking site out there. Anyone who actually likes Google+ is the equivalent of that retard in college who still didn't have a phone.
I can't even bring myself to talk about this piece of shit. Google+ is an absolute joke.
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to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing
"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."
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Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.
John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.
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