Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

Simon Groom

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

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grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

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well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

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Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.

Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.

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grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

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