Random
Source Code
Random
"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:
A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room
At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"
Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
one who frequently farts
You stink, you filthy little guff monkey
11👍 2👎
Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.
Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.
Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
9👍 2👎
When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.
He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up
11👍 3👎
a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.
"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"
An absolute unit of a man. Plays minecraft 24/7, only plays bedwars and duels. HES SO POG CHAMP.
Wow did you watch Tuff Guff's stream last night