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Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
If you come across a Louie he is a person who is an anime obsessed weeb. Usually white but has a huge black penis.
Sandra: Louie is watching anime again!
Annabelle: I know but his huge black penis makes up for it.
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The CURRY FLUMP refers to a bubble of curry. This can be found on people's skin preferably MUSLIMS. This disease comes about when you consume large amounts of CURRY. If you find CURRY FLUMPS on your skin you will most likely die in 2 to 3 working days.
Tyrone: Have you seen Mohammed's skin?
Felica: I know he has mass amounts of CURRY FLUMPS on his legs.
Tyrone: Dirty MUSLIM must of had his head in the CURRY pot again.
Felica: Nigger
When you shoot spunk inside a girls pussy hole and then you call your best friend over then he gives the girls pussy hole a mix with his wooden spooooon (BIG BLACK PENIS)
Darren: I just spunked inside you tight little pussy darling!
Mary: Quick call Gumbo to give my pot a stir daddy.
Darren: Gumbo quick! Time for you to give this tight pussy a little mix up mate.
Gumbo: I will make sure to give it a mix! ;)
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Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.