guitar

Something that can be smashed or burned for the sake of romance.

When your girlfriend asks for proof of how much you love her, you smash your cherished guitar. It's like THE sacrifice for a musician.

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The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

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guitar

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.

Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.

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Guitar

An erected penis that is very large

his guitar is so huge damn..

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Guitar

Normally six-stringed, a guitar is extremely easy to play and master, so most (if not all) guitar players are musically illiterate. Being unable to read notes on a five-line staff, guitar players instead invent tabulature, which basically shows exactly where to play the notes.

It is worthy to note that people with no musical knowledge whatsoever can still play the music written by supposedly professional "artists", which says a lot about modern music. No random faggot would be able to play the works of Mozart or Beethoven.

Some versions of guitar even use electricity, these guitars sound even worse than their acoustic counterparts and even waste resources. In my opinion the people who made electric guitars deserve to be hanged.

Guitar player: OMG I can strum along to this Metallica song I'm so good!

Me: What note is that you just played?

Guitar player: Uh, I don't know.

Me: What key is the song in?

Guitar player: Wtf is a key?

Me: What's the time signature?

Guitar player: ...

Me: You call yourself a fucking musician?

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Guitared

Masturbating. Often to pictures of Gareth Bale.

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.

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guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.

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