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1) When you go to the gym and get a boner.
Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
To find guys with ballerina legs at the gym and tip them over because they are top heavy from working out only their upper bodies.
"Went gym tipping at Q80 this weekend."
"I'm guessing there were a lot of meat heads with ballerina legs there?"
A community program for gym members permitting them to use the facilities of other independent gyms. Gym Sharing costs much less than joining multiple gyms, and requires no commitment, contracts or cancellations fees.
Johnny only does Gym Sharing. While he likes to work out and be a fitness buff, one gym doesn't do it for him because it limits the number of ladies he can pick up during his workout sessions.
Sally and her friends love Gym Sharing but they prefer Guy Sharing. All those workouts are paying off. They now share all their boyfriends at all these gyms and these guys have no idea they are being played.
I wanted to go to Gold's Gym but the place was packed. Thank God for Gym Sharing! I just crossed the street and used the local gym without paying a dime!
I cancelled my local gym contract. I was tired of getting billed $70 every month for not using the gym. Now I use the gym on my budget without getting charged for months I don't use the gym!
a person who's addicted to the gym
roxy gambino is such a gym buff
nasty clothing they make you wear during gym class. usually some gross basketball shorts and a t-shirt. it sucks a lot for girls, since we have to shave everyday in the middle of the winter just for that half hour of gym class. and then there are those days when the gym teachers will make you change for gym so they can talk the whole class. gym uniforms really suck.
gym class nasty gym teachers gym uniforms
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