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Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022


hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 03, 2021


Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019


Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know

me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying

by KIDBRO September 28, 2023


Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023


Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022


Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.

"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"

by Good Food November 26, 2020