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Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s
A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.
Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause
something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know
me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
When your hair starts at the back of your head.
Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!
Where someone makes fun of your hairline
"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"
"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"
When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"