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Hamster

European hamsters, Syrian hahamsters and Chinese dwarf hamsters are rodents related to mice and rats

I got my Syrian hamster a nice big bin cage today. I almost got a crappy tiny plastic one the size of your Dick.

Oh that's nice. Wait wut?

by Minoru Yamasaki nerd July 15, 2020


Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel

by Unzfilibabba February 2, 2020


Hamster

Auto correct for 'gangster' using the swype key entry method.

Person 1: Bruh did you see that drift on turn 3?
Person 2: bruh that was so damn hamster

by Chiefberky March 13, 2018


Hamster

Fat chipmunk that likes running in circles and eating rabbit food

Hey, Ming Li is eating our hamster!!!

by KMKIKMIM April 1, 2020


Hamster

A wireless computer mouse.

"Screw those normal computer mice, I'm getting a hamster!"

by Matobyte October 28, 2023


Hamster

A slang for Recoilless gun or rifle mounted on a car or a tripod.

The origin of the word come from the BBC series "The Young Ones" where Vyvyans pet hamster was called SPG witch is a name of a popular Russian recoilless gun.

Oh crap, These is a hamster-car on the left flank, kill it!!

by Vyvyan999 December 23, 2010

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Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016

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