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1. (noun) A small town in Michigan, surrounded by Detroit.
2. (verb) When you tear a your significant other's shirt off, then punch them in the head, ejaculate on them, and then throw them out of the house in broad daylight.
1. "I live in Hamtramck, and it's a poor, dirty town"
2. "Oh, no, she just got Hamtramcked"
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A city surrounded by Detroit, Michigan. Hamtramck WAS founded by Polish immigrants, but is now completely overrun by nasty, smelly Arabs and Indians that have taken over everything, including Polish markets.
Polish people are now the minority in Hamtramck.
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Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."
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Also known as Ham high, is a sad, dingy school in the middle of Hamtramck, by Gallagher St. The building is comparative of a mental asylum, and the people within the building truly reflect that. From its baby-shit colored brick exterior to its continuously brown and dirty interiors, Ham High is a charm. There's always an influx of ESL immigrants, and the kids are fuckin wild. They go behind their parents' backs and do horrible shit. The boys are horrible human beings who like to speed the entire city and create potential accidents. Backed by mommy and daddy for "boys will be boys," these egotistic rats like emotionally and physically harassing girls. Along with the abysmal and cobweb filled classroom, are the illiterate deadbeat teachers that don't know what the hell they're doing. The "Cosmos" team is a joke and the overwhelming sense of pride for this school is laughable. Don't go there if you don't want to be grabbed by a musty wannabe-gangsta brown boy!
"Hey Babe, I'm from Ham High. Where you from?"
"Ew creep. Let's get out of here, this pervert's from Hamtramck High School! Who knows what he'll do."
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