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A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
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Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
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The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.
I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
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When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.
No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.
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A fancy word for masturbation for the guys who can’t get bitches.
“Hey, Paul what did you do last night?” “Oh, i got a DIY handjob.”
When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio
"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
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The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.
Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.
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