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Harvard on the Highway

Another name for Catawba Valley Community College (CVCC) in Hickory, NC.
Located on Highway 70 across from the luxurious Wal-mart.

This is where people go when nobody else accepts them.

John: I go to NC State!
Bob: I go to UNC!
Jane: I go to Duke!
Ann: I go to Harvard!...on the highway..

John: Harvard on the Highway, nice.

by HickorySucks February 23, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gentleman of Harvard

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."

Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.

by bob beeflips October 23, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvard Hotdog

Prior to recieving oral pleasures, a member of the male sex draws a pair of studious spectacles, various math equations, and large buck teeth on his Jack Johnson in order to shock the provider of the oral quoitus. Thus, the Harvard Hotdog has been accomplished.

Samuel: Hello there, Charles.

Charles: Hello there, Samuel.

Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?

Charles: You may, good sir.

Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.

Samuel: How do you mean, sir?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.

Samuel: Very nice old chap!

Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.

Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!

Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!

by Samuel Bissell November 20, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvard on the hill

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

by Peter April 15, 2004

64๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvard of the Southwest

The best school in Arizona, ASU is widely known as the Harvard of the Southwest. Since President Crow has revitalized the academic atmosphere of the prestigious institution, ASU has become a hub for higher learning and education. Although not an Ivy League school, ASU is number one in innovation (ahead of Stanford and MIT) and has division one athletics, attracting the best athletes the US has to offer. In the process of dropping off the 'party school' list, ASU has securely cemented itself at the top of the academic ladder, earning the moniker 'Harvard of the Southwest'.

Student 1: I chose to go to ASU over Harvard- it's cheaper and just as good!
Woah! I didn't know ASU was such a good school- It's like the Harvard of the Southwest!

by yaobitch February 13, 2018

64๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


harvard westlake

(Adj.) Used to desribe something that is Harvard- Westlake esque and posh. Normally something like J-brands, Lacoste(something expensive!) And I also want to say that most people think Harvard-Westlake is a place for stuck-up rich white kids who have no idea what th world around them is like. I would like to say that you have no figgin idea what your talking about. You can think what ever the hell you want but seriously maybe you should go to the school before you talk shit about it.

Wow, That shirt was sooo harvard westlake.

by apoob September 14, 2007

169๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvard University

the school that gets their ass whooped by Cornell University's ice hockey team

Students who don't attend Harvard University:
Person1: Cornell's hockey team is so badass, they don't even need an example.
Person2: Woah. That's badass.

by ithaca.is.not."gorges" February 3, 2010

168๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž