meat haul

When multiple homies shove their dick in every part of one gal..

Yooo the squad meat hauled jessica last night! She was destroyed!

good haul

White trash / Hick lingo for a distance. Also known as 'down the road a piece'.

"Well ya'll's can just head down dat' road th'r. It's a pretty good haul ta Wichita but I reckon ya'll can make it down there by 'bout half past noon."

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U-haul

n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.

I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.

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haul cheek

To leave quickly; haul ass (cheek).

Playa 1: The popo be after us!
Playa 2: Let's haul cheek!

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Haul ass

Something you do when Victoria walks in the room.

*Victoria walks in room*

"OH CRAP! VICKY IS HERE!
RUNNN KRISTI! RUNN!" says Amber.

*Both children HAUL ASS*

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U-Haul

The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.

Bitch never did the dishes so I took a sick day and U-Hauled her.

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Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

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