The headphones curse

The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.

Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.

cutting headphones

what does it sound like

look at this nigga cutting headphones

Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

Headphone Kid

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

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headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

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Musical Headphones

Like normal headphones, except more badass.

Person 1: Those headphones?
Person 2: Musical headphones, brutha!

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Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

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