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nose hairs so plentiful and or long that they can been seen outside the nose.
Honey, it's time to use your nose hair trimmer on your nose hedge!
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Alternative exclamatory phrase / question for what the fuck or what the hell, primarily the latter. Mostly useful for when a substitute swear word is necessary, like around young kids and censor-minded folks, and other such phrases, like what the fudge are considered to be too close to what they're supposed to replace.
"What the hedge was that?" or "What the the hedge was going on back there?
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Nick-name of the famous male porn star Ron Jeremy. Assume he was given this nick-name because of his chubby appearance, and his oral skills on the late 70's, early 80's poorly groomed, female genitalia, featured in most of the movies he starred in.
I saw Ron Jeremy in a porno today. The Hedge Hog was gettin' it done.
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A game in which a mouse or other small creature is released unwilling into the twisting maze of another creature's colon.
Man that ferret and I played a long game of hedge maze last night, took it forever to find its way outta my maze.
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A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
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a mix between a dwarf and a hobbit, the shortest boi in the world.
Noah Hedges is a small boi, in height and length.
When a man with a beard preforms oral stimulation on a woman/man with an ungroomed pelvic region.
Tiffany thinks hedge banging is the best kind of foreplay.