dick hermit

a person who is a recluse that lives with dicks. also, can just be a dumb person.

Damn, that guy is a dick hermit.

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ipod-hermit

Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.

I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him.

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hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

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hermit crab

Someone who stays at home, never venturing out. Someone who's in a shell.

My friend Edric is such a hermit crab.

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Hermit Mode

A period in a University student's life, where they attempt to lock themselves away from society in order to complete assignments (usually left until the last minute).

This time is usually full of many cans of red bull, panic attacks, contemplation of University withdrawal, and chocolate.

Friend 1: oh hey gurlfrieeeendd let's go out and catch up this weekend!!

Friend 2: Ahh no.. I can't... I'm in hermit mode to try and get this essay done.

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Cyber hermit

One who does not participate in real life. They only interact with others when absolutely needed via texting, email, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, and the like.

I think I may be a cyber hermit. I didn't go outside for over a month. My family would have thought me dead except I kept posting pictures of my cat on Facebook.

social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores

Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"

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