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A west coast theme store in most malls. Somewhat overpriced but if you like that the things look like very much worth it. Usually very flashy and has 2 sections. It sells more than clothes, most have CDs and magazines, also places to sit and music. A good store for high schoolers and early college students.
"Girl: You like my Hollister polo?
Other girl: Thats Hollister?
Girl: Yea can't you tell?!
Other girl: No your hair was covering up the seagull"
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A horrible store that sells overpriced torn clothes to people who wish they could surf. Their symbol is a seagull (someone else said it was an eagle. lol) Another problem is that the town Hollister is 40 minutes away from any beach . The only thing that town has is hills and suburbs .Basically it's a store from posers for posers. I used to go ride my dirtbike over in hollister but now that offroad park is full of posers too.
No one in California calls California cali, so you Hollister people can stop that too. You should go check out the Hollister town website. You will find nothing about surfing or beaches... www.hollister.ca.gov
Poser from inland state: I love my new Hollister shirt. Real surfers Surf Hollister.
California local: maybe u should drive 41 miles to santa cruz and surf where there actually is an ocean, with the real surfers.
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A "preppy" brand that some teenagers like to wear. However, a lot of the kids who wear this are posers. Hollister is not a true "prep" style of dressing and most teens stop wearing it as they mature and get older.
Daniel: Hey dude. So you wear Hollister?
Poser: Yeah.
Daniel: Do you live by the beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Have you ever been to a beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Ok, well do you surf?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Then why do you wear Hollister?
Poser: Because I'm a prep.
Daniel: A true "prep" doesn't call themselves a prep. And Hollister was influneced by the people/surfers in California. If you've never been to Cali or at least a freakin beach or have never even touched a surfboard, then you're a poser.
Poser: Whatever.
Daniel: You're a dumb @$$.
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a store for wannabe preps of white sububria, planted in a mall with jeans and pants costing 40+ dollars and my opinion: absoulute disgrace to soceity in which 8yrs+ try to shop at
8yr chick: Hollister is so cute
9 yr chick: yah i got that shirt there that says "hollister" for 50 dollars what a buy!!
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Hollister is an offshot of abercrombie but it think it is better and cheaper because of the quality of clothes at hollister.Its not for gays or preps its for people who like to wear comfortable clothes and look good. it is just a cool place for teens and young adults to buy pre-ripped jeans and cool shirts. Some people dont like it because they are to poor to buy the clothes or to fat to wear them or maybe they want to be 'individual'. I shop there often and i dont think it is too overpriced and if price is a problem than shop clearence, or if thats not good enough go to goodwill. hollister california is a small hick town 50 miles from the nearest beach, so people could dis it if it were based on a hick-town but it is based on Hollister Ranch a surf company. As for the people who go to hollister to buy surf gear um thats not so cool especially if you live in some land-locked state where the closest thing to an ocean is a pond or lake. As for the smell i think its great and alot of girls like the smell also. So for those of you who poke fun of people who wear it why do you say things about it? whats so wrong with it? if you can think of a good reason then share it with the world cuz im open to suggestions. So till you can give me a reason not to ill be shopping at hollister and waiting for a reason that i should not.
Goth kid: Why do you wear hollister you look like everyone else? its realy not cool and i dont know why you wear it.
Cool kid: Sorry im so 'conforming' maybe one day ill be as liked and cool as you and your friends.
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A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.
Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
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