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Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.
Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.
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poop, crap, shit, doo,poo-poo, the browns, the cosby's, shite.
Dude, I have to go negotiate the release of some Nigerian hostages.
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when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .
When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.
Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage
I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.
You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
when you’re trying to get out of bed, and your partner squeezes you tighter, because they need one or two more snuggles before starting the day. Coined by Shanna in a Dress in her song of the same title.
I was ready to get my day startied, but my spouse took me cuddle hostage.
When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.
My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!