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Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
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When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!
Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!
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adj (aka wanna be lesbian)
1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson
2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>
3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>
— fuck the police
He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.
Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?
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Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '
Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.
" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "
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A term used among men to infer that another man does not have correct genitalia.
Dude 1: John is such a dick!
Dude 2: Yeah what a tool
Dude 1: He gets a lot of women, must have a big dick
Dude 2: Are you sure? Because Sally told me he was hung like a woman!
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Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.
Girl 2: Bummer.
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