Exploratory Husband

A man who is married, but at times ventures outside of the union to explore other options.

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Person one: "Who's that walking down the street?"

Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."

Person one: "Exploratory husband?"

Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that

the woman he's with...isn't his wife."

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Work Husband

That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.

Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'

So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband

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Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance

Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.

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Trophy husband

A handsome man married to a wealthy and powerful woman who is older than himself. Usually, such marital union is the second (or third, fourth, etc) for the woman.

Justin thinks he is on the road to being her trophy husband but he doesn't realize that cougar has no intention of following through on all of her promises.

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Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

sext-husband

A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.

My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.

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