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90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
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one who does the right things for the wrong reasons; a pretender
Hypocrites, they do good things only to show off.
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A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
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Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?
Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
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Most ignorant black people nowadays.
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
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Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
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A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being.
Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy.
An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.
Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night"
Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?"
Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut"
Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?"
Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night"
Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"
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