Build A Bridge

When someone is throwing a strop.

Build a bridge, and get over it!!!!

One: I can't believe you did that to me!!

Two: Hey man, just build a bridge!

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Building a Mystery

Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.

You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery

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Nation Building

1.) An ongoing experiment that the United States has thus far failed at spectacularly. The process of forcing your own brand of "democracy" down the throats of the "liberated" whether they like it or not (see: Iraq).

2.) A 200 billion USD blunder (again, see: Iraq)

3.) The instigaton of nationwide anarchy (except of couse in Kabul) and the method by which a puppet government is put into "power" and left to deal with the mess brought on by its "liberators" for decades to come (see: Afghanistan).

4.) Something used by politicians to garner more votes from the fringe right (see: George W. Bush, GOP, NRA, Halliburton).

You're not God, Dubya. Stop pretending.

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Builds Character

A term many working classes and deeply religious people use to have an impressionable and coddled young person experience something unpleasant or humiliating, usually hard labor, something embarrassing, or confinement. Results usually end up either having the person's spirit broken or ending up with being just as much of an asshole as the person enforcing it.

Flipping burgers builds character

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Chrysler Building

A nickname for one's erect penis.

Often used in cocky masculine conversation. Often found more humorous when talking in an overtly stereotypical Italian-American accent while making radical hand gestures up and down one's thigh in order to demonstrate it's size.

Bart: "How 'bout that little blond broad? You gonna hit that tonight?"

Johnny: "Oh, Bart! What'da you think?! You know I'm gonna go back to her place and give her my Chrysler Building!!! Ehhh...ohhh!"

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builds character

A phrase someone uses to describe something that they want you to do, but you realize it will require anguish or a lack of enjoyment on your part.

Going to camp builds character!

Killing your cat of 13 years may be gross, but it is something that has to be done and it builds character.

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Building a bear

Verb; the subtle way of describing a sexual action carried out by lesbian lovers.

After building a bear with my lover, Andrea, we fell fast asleep in each others lesbian arms.

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