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the biggest mindfuck movie ever made. Directed by Martin Scorcese
"Hey did you see Shutter Island?"
"Ya"
"Was it good?"
" Lets just say my mind was fucked"
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A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...
I am so mad.
Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.
Really, you think it'll help? What is it?
It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
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An incredible band dedicated to creating hilarious music videos.
Jane: Have you seen "Jizzed in my Pants"
John: Yeah but "I'm on a Boat" is still the best Lonely Island song.
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The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.
They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.
Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils
Island resident: What?
Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows
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1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking
2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.
New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.
On traffic light: the first 5 seconds of the red light.
K. Arsenault: " He run them over like bowling pins."
J. Arsenault: "Well, they should have known better than crossing on Island green."
All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day
In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.
Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.